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Johnbull was hungry and went to ‘maishayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them:
Johnbull: You get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes
Johnbull: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between
ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed )
Johnbull: You get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
Johnbull: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
Johnbull: You get sardine for inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.
Johnbull: put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic’ ll make a lot of money 2day, God don butter my life)
Johnbull: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
Johnbull: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!