Man arrested for beheading neighbour in Enugu

The Enugu State police command has arrested a suspect, Tochukwu Chianugo for allegedly beheading a woman identified as Sussana Enejere.

Naija Jokes – Marriage Proposal 101

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Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Naija jokes : Na Who Sharp Pass

An American (Larry),an English man (Charles),and a Nigerian (Akpors) were on a ship,Suddenly the Devil appeared & said, “Drop anything in the sea,if I find it I will eat u,If I can’t,I will be ur slave!”

Aboki GO Slap Person O! LWKMD!

Johnbull was hungry and went to ‘maishayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them:
Johnbull: You get loaf of bread?

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Naija Jokes :Blender Runs

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
HUSBAND: Are you sure?

Naija Jokes : The wedding Speech, LOL!

Wedding speech frm girl to her in laws:
“My dear new family,I thank u for welcoming me in my new house…

Naija Jokes- Who is to blame?

See Chat oo
Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?

Naija Jokes : Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders!

Lolz e Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders!

(1) “we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria” …Information Minister

Naija Jokes : IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo

1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday)

Naija Jokes : Marriage Sweet O LWKMD!

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.  The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’  All the women raised

BIBLICAL TOASTING! :Naija Style

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

Naija Jokes Mr M. P

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly!

Naija Joke: English Exam

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting

Naija Jokes: Poem Battle Who WIn? LWKMD!

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Naija Jokes- Slap Galour

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the guy’s face”

Naija News : Nigeria My Beloved Country

NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY.
• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge

Wahala Gidi

Wahala Gidi
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand

Nigerian Police : LOL!

Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer
policeman : where is your permit
driver: hands in permit

Akpos and Bad News :LWKMD

Akpos’ elder brother, Tommy, traveled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat, Kelly. Last week Tommy called from London to know how they’re doing…